I am thinking of breaking up with my girlfriend, and she is kind of crazy. If I do it over the phone/email/text she would get pissed because her previous boyfriends did that and she screwed them over. So I want to try to make the break up as formal and nice as possible, and I want to go to a restaurant with a lot of quick escape routes in case she tries to slap me or something. Which is the best restaurant to break up with my girlfriend in?
Pick a halfway decent place not a Burger or Buffalo wing type place, it must be quiet enough to hear each other but not so quiet the other tables can hear. And make sure you ask for a female waiter, table not booth, and close to bathroom if possible. Like Olive Garden, Mac Grill, not to expensive but not real cheap.
Restaurant is the PERFECT PLACE to break up cause you got more of a chance she won’t make a big scene and second by the time you and her leave she has had a chance to accept it and be calmer when you part ways. Screw the Class aspect you are dumping someone there is nothing nice about that or a classy way of doing it, DUMPED IS DUMPED. You are telling someone you would rather be on your own rather than with them how do you make that classy. Also, if she does start to act crazy you can always excuse yourself and you don’t have to come back.
Really though don’t leave the place till she is calm and has accepted the fact that it is over. Some women tend to do crazy things right after break ups ie., suicide, drink binges, or revenge sex with a stranger (which is dangerous for her). Plus make sure she gets not only home but inside the home safely don’t do the drop and run. See it all the way through and you are less likely to suffer retribution or create a nemesis.
I learned all this the hard way. . . . .