If you don’t understand this one, read the creepypasta in the more info here. If you still don’t get it, I’ll leave a short plot analysis at the end. I honestly don’t understand why so many people don’t “get” this one.
This one’s a favorite of mine. Threw this one together quickly on a whim, mostly because I’m bored and running out of things to do during the current DDoS attack.
The aforementioned idea I had regarding stock background noises didn’t really fit in with this one, so those will have to wait for another day.
The original creepypasta is as follows:
“In northern Colorado there’s a Chinese restaurant that serves only Chinese food. Cause you know – a lot of Chinese buffets have American food for little kids and crap. But I digress. This place serves only Chinese food.
One day some college kids were there and when asked what they wanted to eat, one of the guys jokingly said he wanted a pizza. Everyone laughed except the impatient waitress, but he ordered something off the regular menu and the friends waited for their food.
When she came back with the first two plates of food, the guy joked around again and said “Hey, where’s my pizza?” The woman looked irritated and walked off.
When the second two plates of food were delivered, the guy was about to start his meal but again decided to ask “When is my pizza gonna be ready?” The waitress stormed off and returned 2 minutes later with a large pepperoni pizza covered in thick gooey cheese and rich tomato sauce.
The guy stared in disbelief and then thanked the waitress. As his friends giggled at him he reached cautiously for the pizza. He ended up eating the pizza – his friends not having any because they thought maybe the woman spit in it or something.
The waitress and staff of the restaurant didn’t talk at all to the group for the rest of the night. When the bill came, he wasn’t charged for the pizza. When the friends left and headed home their separate ways, there was a car accident involving this guy crashing into a highway median and flipping the car.
The injuries due to the accident would not have been severe, but he was found dead nonetheless. The official cause of death was ruled to be starvation – even though his friends had witnessed him not 30 minutes prior eat an orange chicken platter, 4 helpings of friend rice, and… a pizza.”
The guy died from starvation, despite the fact that his friends witnessed him down a ton of food, presumably as the result of some sort of curse brought about by ordering non-Chinese food from a restaurant that supposedly serves only Chinese food.
Images from Google.
Sound edited and recorded using GoldWave.
Music: I Don’t Get It by Coil.
Video synthesized in Windows MovieMaker.
If you like this stuff I encourage you to check out crappypasta’s videos also. He’s only got a few, he’s got his own different style and it’s good stuff. As far as I know he and I are the only ones doing this kind of thing thus far.
http://www.youtube.com/user/crappypasta
Duration : 0:1:43
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All the chinese …
All the chinese places around here double as sub shops. I’ve never dared to try their American food, and now I actually have a reason not to.
ive never like …
ive never like ching chong food and know im never going to eat ching chong food
Odd, I was totally …
Odd, I was totally expecting the tomato to be blood or something, lol.
*It’s
*It’s
its retards like …
its retards like you who give a about superficial such as this current subject.
i want to say alot …
i want to say alot of tape worms
NO I MEAN TAPE WORM …
NO I MEAN TAPE WORM OR BUGS
DRUGED I KNOW IT
DRUGED I KNOW IT
and its retards …
and its retards like you who cant type “People” and end up saying retarded things such as “ppl”
Which is what I …
Which is what I meant when I said “chinese food”.
Chinese food is not …
Chinese food is not full of fat, its stupid ppl like u who eats the fast food Americanized Chinese food and thinks its authentic
…Woah, scared the …
…Woah, scared the outta me
you means i could …
you means i could Master spells too
wow,that’s cool
thank you ,guys ,
The Chinese …
The Chinese restaurant in our town serves tacos.
Yeah, hot tea works …
Yeah, hot tea works wonders against 10 times your daily requirements of cholesterol.
chinese food may be …
chinese food may be fattening but that’s what the hot tea is for.
gay
gay
thats what that …
thats what that got gets for being a douchebag “HURR I WANT PIZZA”
dude chinese food …
dude chinese food has incredible amounts of fat. You might have a very poor diet, but you definitely would not starve lol.
yea it does
yea it does
he died of …
he died of starvation because chinese food doesnt fill you up. lol.
That’d be freakin’ …
That’d be freakin’ awesome. Only not scary and we probably wouldn’t be able to understand half of whatever the he’s talking about, lol
The cheese… Yeah, …
The cheese… Yeah, it was parasite semen…
That pizza looked …
That pizza looked pretty dang good…. mmmmm
pizza was cursed or …
pizza was cursed or something